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Of all the experiences I had with Naomi and Wynonna Judd during my time with them, this one seems to be the one most enjoy hearing about. I was working as entertainer/Entertainment Manager at a very successful nightclub in Dallas (Dallas Morning News - more liquor sold per square foot than ANY bar in the State of Texas!) I was extremely comfortable in my job, when I received a phone call from an old friend, George Honea, who I'd played with years before. George had been the Judds' drummer for several years, and those of us who knew him were proud of his success. George had called to tell me that the keyboardist for the Judds had been involved in a nasty, head-on collision in Tennessee. The band needed someone to fill in during his recovery, and George offered to call me. Since I WAS the Entertainment Manager, I could take time off whenever I wanted to; I told George to count on me. He told me to expect a call from the Musical Director. That call came the very next day, and contained an unpleasant surprise: the keyboardist had sustained brain damage, and would not be returning to the band. What was originally going to be rehearsal and some gigs had suddenly become auditioning for a job. I told Mark Thompson, the Musical Director/guitarist that although this was NOT a way I would choose to land a job, I was interested in auditioning for the position. I'd never toured arenas and stadiums before, and did want to experience it, as I'd been in nightclubs for some time.
My Stepmother, Harriet, tried (in her best Jewish Mother way) to keep my expectations low. "Don't be down if it doesn't work out, Honey", she said, in her characteristic Mike Myers-as-Linda Richman voice. "This one's MINE," I replied, and I meant it. I knew I was musically up to the challenge, and felt instinctively that whomever else was auditioning, they weren't getting "into" the lyrics, trying to feel a part of the stories.
A day later, I arrived in Nashville, and learned that there would be at least two auditions: One with just the band, and if one was chosen (by the band) to continue, an evening audition, during which Wynonna Judd would pick the new keyboardist. I also found out that I was one of seventeen musicians seeking the gig. I walked into S.I.R. rehearsal studios, and quickly found George. We smiled, hugged, and he examined the black Wranglers and purple cowboy shirt I was wearing. "What the HELL are you doing in those clothes?!", he exclaimed, and asked if I'd brought anything "hipper." Fortunately, I had, and changed into that garb immediately.
I met my competition the next morning: One fellow was the keyboardist for
Reba McEntire, a young guy like me, who was very nice and talented. The other
contestant was equally nice - and was the pianist at the Judds' church. Uh-oh -
the dreaded "who you know" friendship AND fellowship connection. The "Reba guy"
The "church guy" went next, and was perfect. NO mistakes, and the two women obviously felt comfortable with him, hugging him both before and after his audition. I had nothing to lose, so I played my best, and kept one thought in mind the entire time: "Put your SOUL into these songs". I, too, had given a mistake-free audition; it was now out of my hands. The Judds, their management and band adjourned to a room in the wings to talk. "Church guy" and I sat together, nervously joking, and wishing each other well.
"No, ma'am", I replied, "I only listen to 'speed-metal' ". Naomi was the ONLY one who got the joke...and thank God she did!
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